Archive for September, 2008

A Merchant Banker?

A fool and his money are soon parted

For every winner there’s more losers

As the porn actress said to the bishop

We should know that beggars can’t be choosers

The bigger the bank the harder the fall

Do all good things have to come to an end?

Financial institutions at deaths door.

Searching for someone with money to lend

Trying hard to keep the wolves from the door

Bankers biting off more than they can chew

 they now know, all that glitters is not gold

 never  try to bite the hand that feeds you

Rising like a Phoenix from the ashes

In a nutshell, they’ll be saved by the bell

And not between a rock and a hard place?

The blind lead the blind on the road to hell

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Positively You

The future? Is a mystery

The past is now history

Don’t dwell to much on past mistakes

No more dreams, now we’re wide awake

You know the past can’t be changed

The future can be re-arranged

If you can think it, then do it

Don’t die thinking that life’s been shit

Nothing stays the same for ever

Be kind to yourself, be clever

Focus on the good things in life

Talk things through with husband or wife

Try to be open and honest

Do things that YOU like doing best

Have an affair, a bit of romance?

Go on a trip to Paris, France

Live for the moment, for the day

Love your life, live it your own way

Try to learn how to love yourself

This is about you, not myself…….

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Day and Night, Dark and Light.

To me you look all the same

Treating life like it’s a game

Speeding up before you came

Not so wild that I can’t tame

Each night you go out to play

Searching for some place to stay

Sleeping it off through the day

For your deeds some day you’ll pay

On the prowl for a new slave

Lonely souls are not that brave

Feeling loved you really crave

Heading for an early grave

A better life you must find

Open your eyes, don’t stay blind

Pleasant thoughts enter your mind

Your dark days now left behind

Found love, a love without ties

Only dead men tell no lies

Looking deep into her eyes

As your new born baby cries

A new life you have now found

Foundations deep in the ground

Smiling faces all around

The kiss of life? Have you drowned?

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Quoted Questions, or Questioned Quotes?

   
  Would you rather die, or just fade away?
To live your life, and fight another day
Live every day as if it were your last
Forgetting all your mistakes from the past

Never letting the bastards grind you down
Keep on smiling and never wear a frown
What does not kill you can make you stronger
Live fast, die young, go slow and live longer?

Will the Earth ever meet its Waterloo?
Why should I have to mind my “P’s & Q’s? ”
Do we now care about life way too much?
If we can look, then surely we can touch
If life is a joke why don’t I get it
If you have no aim in life, you’ll hit it
To forgive is divine, to forget is..?
Why do we think that ignorance is bliss?
 
 

 

 

 

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A Credit Crunching Couple?

Look at all these bills still to be paid, are you listening to me
(You’re in my way woman, I’m trying to watch sport on TV)
I need a bit more help from you, you do nothing around here
(I do plenty, Oh that’s it, I’m off to the pub for a pint of beer) 
Yes that’s it, off you go, drown your never-ending imaginary sorrows
The bills won’t go away, they’ll still be waiting here tomorrow
(Nag, nag, nag, from morning ‘til night that’s all you ever do)
(Alright, I’ll have a look at the bills, if you really want me to)
I just want you to take an interest, you know a problem shared
I can’t do it all on my own, work, home, kids, duties that you’re spared
(I know, but when I get in from work I just feel so tired these days)
How do you think I feel then? Running around in a constant daze
(So it’s all my fault then is it? I’m sorry, but that’s just me)
(I’m the same man you married, I’ve not changed my personality)
OH MY GOD, you haven’t changed? I don’t believe I’m hearing this
We used to make love nearly every day, now I don’t even get a kiss
(Is that what this is all about? Let’s go upstairs and do it now then)
No it’s not what this is all about, why do I have to explain myself again
You never listen, you never talk, you never take me out with you anymore
You never do anything about the house, you sit there in your chair and snore
The grass needs cutting, the windows need washed, the car needs cleaning
(Oh write up a list for me, I’ll go through it, if that’s what you’re meaning)
Don’t use your sarcasm on me, things are bad, in fact they’ve never been worse 
Well this is it then? Life’s hard, it’s tough, all I want from you is a DIVORCE

* Bracketed lines are the words of the man() ….

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What????

 
What do I see? What do I see? Who can it be?
What do I hear? What do I hear? What do I fear?
What do I smell? What do I smell? Is that Channelle?
What do I touch? What can I touch? Not very much.
What do I taste? What do I taste? Peppermint toothpaste?
What do I feel? What do I feel? Keeping it real
What do I drink? What do I drink? Causing a stink
What do I wear? What do I wear? See if I care
What do I do? What do I do? Between me and you
What do I want? What do I want? Why do we taunt?
What do I say? What do I say? Please don’t go away
What do I care? What do I care? Is there anyone there?
What do I think? What do I think? I can’t even have a drink
What do I know? What do I know? Watch out, I gotta go
WHAT DO I SHOUT? WHAT DO I SHOUT? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT???/

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