July 23, 2008
· Filed under fun poetry · Tagged winker
I was playing with my mast
And my hand was moving fast
I was losing all control
As my eyes began to roll
I didn’t mean to spurt you
I’m sorry that it caught your eye
I didn’t try to spurt you
I’m just a winking guy
I was writhing on the floor
As you opened the front door
The eruption from inside
As I lay there on my side
I didn’t mean to spurt you
I’m sorry that it caught your eye
I didn’t try to spurt you
I’m just a winking guy
I now need a place to hide
Just until you do decide
I’m gonna get so much pain
I will never wink again
I didn’t mean to spurt you
I’m sorry that it caught your eye
I didn’t try to spurt you
I’m just a winking guy
Look out babe, for the winking guy
Keep away from his winking eye.
July 23, 2008
· Filed under fun poetry, poetry · Tagged Imagine in the 21st century
Imagine there’s no blogging
It’s alright, if you cry
No comments for us
It’s all Pie in the sky
Imagine all the bloggers
Nowt to do all day
Imagine no computers
It’s not easy for you
No Microsoft, or Windows
No Googling too
Imagine all the bloggers
Having inner peace
You might think I’m a nutter
But wait until I’m all done
You could enjoy all of this
And maybe have lots more fun
Imagine no more Tesco’s
No food out of a can
No shopping centre’s either
All living off the land
Imagine all the bloggers
Farming for their food
You might think I’m a nutter
Now that I’m nearly all done
I hope you have enjoyed this
And we can all live as one
